Weak link was Ezz. Mad klepto when it came to pj buttons and a legacy admission to Bully Prep cuz her pops was Dictator-for-Life somewhere south of hell. But the jockstrap raid before the big game was on, &, Friday, Mazie’s crew broke curfew.

Ezz was the slowest horse on the carousel, but Mazie kept her close crossing the quad. The raid was madness, probable expulsion if they got busted with the boys’ jockstraps. But this rugby match was a girls’ win come hell or high tea.